Have coca-cola and all their sub companies changed the bottle lids?! The ribs hurt my hand and I can’t open them!
imhappyhopeyourehappytoo: So angry right now I can’t stop shaking. Some grotty little cretin thinks its okay to slap my arse then try and put his hand up my dress, I hope his face feels good after I punched the cunt square in the face.
archaeosaur: social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
Grind Your Pussy On My Face: How I Lick Pussy →
grindyourpussyonmyface: I like to start with lots of teasing and foreplay. Kiss her lips, her neck, her shoulders, her back, her boobs, her stomach, her waistband, and her thighs. Stroke her skin, caress her boobs, squeeze her ass. Tickle her, stroke her, fondle her, explore her. Spend lots of time warming her up and…
Holocausts do not amaze me. Rapes and child slavery do not amaze me. […] I am...– Eva Katchadourian (via targaryenist)
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me: what now?
Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
Me: ...shut up.
Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
Me: Shut up!
Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.
grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other